Tom Marvolo Riddle 

A pretty damn sexy guy, until he lost his nose...

Harry: What happened to you nose?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Oh that? i lost it after i was reborn from a bubbling pot of goo and wormtails' hand...

Tom Marvolo Riddle by alice cats September 26, 2011

tom mulcair 

A strange orange-skinned alien from Mars.

Greetings Earthlings! My name is Tom Mulcair.

tom mulcair by Stephen Harper Supporter December 8, 2015

tom marvolo riddle 

technically voldemort but also very attractive

“dude tom marvolo riddle do be looking kinda fire though, time turner about to come in handy🏃”

“he could slytherin my chamber of secrets any day!”

tom marvolo riddle by raganagar September 17, 2020

Tom Marvolo Riddle 

I am Lord Voldemort.

Harry: You. You're the Heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!

Tom Marvolo Riddle by HPmaniac December 28, 2010

Tom Morello 

All the advertising Digitech needs to sell its Whammy Pedal product.

Kid: "wheres the pedal that makes my guitar sound like Tom Morello in the like a stone solo?"
Guitar Center Man: "Right here buddy. That'll be 200 bucks."

Tom Morello by jocob January 18, 2007

tom manderson 

maddest gangsta in the world doesnt really leave his house much but when he comes out all the bitches flock to him like flys on shit

Simmy: Hey tom manderson come out tonite
Tommy: Nah man ive had to much spoont this week

tom manderson by SimmyDawwwwg December 29, 2007

tom macdonald 

cringe rapper thats liked by old white people

tom macdonald's the best rapper -52 year old white man

tom macdonald by therocksbiggestfan May 17, 2022