Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.
by Kevin Ball April 05, 2005