Didnt you hear? She met up with some kid she met on myspace and then she got raped and killed.
-Oh, but that wont happen to me :)
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"