| 1. | Tom Clancy's Penis | ||
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Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles. Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday." "How was it?" "Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!" |
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| 2. | tom | ||
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lovely m's blatantly could thnx tom
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| 3. | M, ILF | ||
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Telling your mother you would like to fuck. M, ILF = Mother , I would like to fuck Mother: Tom, what would you like to do today?
Tom: M, ILF Hannah. Mother: But you are too young to be fucking around! |
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| 4. | E.M.A. | ||
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E.M.A. is an Acronym for Eat My Ass
This is a more appropriate way to express your self in an office enviroment. I know this does not really belong here and you can E.M.A. if you don't think so.
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| 5. | M-O-O-N | ||
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How everything is spelled, acording to Tom Cullen. From the book The Stand by Stephen King. " Everybody's… always talkin' about what a dull town this is, since the roller rink went bust. And there's just the drive-in theater out on Route 61, and… all they show is them diddly-daddly pictures, and they're all rated "X". M-O-O-N, that spells "X". "
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All right, I'm ready! Laws, yes! M-O-O-N, that spells "ready"! Decoration is my hobby. M-O-O-N, that spells "hobby". Julie Lawry: You're name's Tom, right? Tom Cullen: Tom Cullen. M-O-O-N, that spells "Tom Cullen". Ralph Bretner: Name's Ralph Bretner. Tom Cullen: I'm Tom Cullen. M-O-O-N, that spells "Tom Cullen". I don't know his name, 'cause I can't read it. Sure wish I did, though — laws, yes. Nick hands Ralph a hastily scribbled note. Ralph Bretner: Your friend's name here is "Nick Andros". M-O-O-N, I-I guess that spells "Nick". Woo-hoo! M-O-O-N, that spells "Nebraska"! I got it, Mister! I got it! You're just like old Albion Packalot's hired man! Tom Cullen knows what that is! M-O-O-O-N, that spells "deaf and dumb"! |
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| 6. | ten-second-tom | ||
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Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful. Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!
Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys! |
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| 7. | S.O.M. | ||
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S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F., Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure?? Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day |
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