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Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.
Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.

Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
by ZurielSeven October 17, 2006
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An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).

Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.
Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"
by NKAWTG July 12, 2005
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The fuckin best actor of the last 20 years, with such great movies as TAPS, Top Gun, Minority Report, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, and War of the Worlds. Has recently been flamed for being in love with the beautiful Katie Holmes (HE ISNT GAY) and practicing a relion other than Christianity......SO WHAT! Catholicism is a disease.
Steven Spielberg likes to have Tom Cruise star in his recent blockbusters.
by falconbox July 07, 2005
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A very talented actor and a really nice down to earth guy.
Tom Cruise is a great actor and will always be remembered as one of the Hollywood greats.
by Sean Sty June 19, 2005
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An exceptional actor, and even more amazing person!
Tom Cruise will always have success because of his talent and for that I have comeplete admiration for him.
by LJP March 06, 2005
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A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.
Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"

Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"
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the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.
"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"
by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013
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