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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.
We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."
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Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.
"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"
Meaning owned, used by radiant valorant dipshits.
Person 1-"Damn, you just got fucking tofled".

Person 2- "What the fuck is a tofle".
Tofled by The pistacchio November 27, 2021

Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).
"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

Volun-told 

When someone volunteers you with out the option of you saying no.
your mom volun-told you to babysit on a Saturday night.
Volun-told by Jackie Kushner February 17, 2009

Who told you to put the balm on? 

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.
I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

camel toed sea-pig 

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....