Noun: Similar to Crop Dusting
, a Tokyo Drift is the act of farting and then walking away causing the smell to drift past others. In this case, the smell of the fart is nearly the same as asian cuisine.
Goddammit, did you just Tokyo Drift me? That shit smells just like Kung Pao Chicken!
The unfortunate leakage of sperm from the ass, down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in a accidental pregnancy.
My coach had a mishap with a fourteen year old asian girl, resulting in a case of Tokyo Drift.
The third movie in the Fast and the Furious
series takes place in Japan. This brilliant choice of location made the most sense since the first two movies glorified mAd tYte JDM so much. Moreover, this location was assured to make the ricer
audience blow their money (and their wads) to see this cash cow.
I will save you the $10.00-$15.00 that the movie theater will try to rape you for and summarize the major "plot" points for you:
-Poor Fast and the Furious
domestic race car owner beats rich Fast and the Furious
boy driving daddy's viper. In typical F&F fashion, the race has more shifts than a "nissan 2.0" tv commercial and ends with carnage everywhere.
-Because aforementioned poor boy now owes aforementioned rich boy a 10 second car, he get his mom to bang the cop so he can escape to Japan to live with his millitary dad.
-Poor boy (hereafter known as "son of millitary dad" or "gaijin") is late for his first day of school and endures the torture of understanding the TRUE meaning of "wabaki"
-He then meets up with the Token of the F&F world who introduces him to rice on a whole new level. The rice is always fresher in Japan anyway.
-Gaijin attends his first drifting race with F&FToken where he learns that "if you aint ou...
The act of moving from a relationship with one Asian immediately to a relationship with another Asian.
Tom just broke up with Song last week, now he's with Xi...damn that Tokyo Drift was nice.
Slang term for Gonorrhea, more specificially catching it in Japan, presumably from a Japanese prostitute.
Howard -Hey Ron, how'd your trip to Japan go?
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.
Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.
Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper
, he's got the Tokyo Drift
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.
What is John doing on the ceiling with that soldering iron?
That's the Tokyo Drift dude.
In Sailing, the term refers to the act of over steering off the wind resulting in an unintentional Jibe, and forcing the boat into performing a 360 degree turn before resuming its intended course. The Term was first used on the sailing vessel White Cap III during the 2009 Marblehead to Halifax Ocean Race (MHOR)..
Skipper, if you keep pinching her we'll end up in a Tokyo Drift