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The epitome of cruel and unusual torture, inflicted on young people between the ages of fifteen and eighteen, in which all moral and ethical codes are violated. This program, known formally as the International Baccalaureate, is designed to make these teenagers suffer as much as they can over the span of two years. The more miserable the students are, the more bonus points the IB gurus gain, and the more money is incremented int heir salaries. The instructors are cruel, uninterested in the well-being of the students; the coordinators are merciless in the strive to boost the GPA's of the students as high as they can go; the students themselves are nervous wrecks. Time is not the friend of these poor children, as they are not allowed any spare minutes to do normal activities other teenagers their ages do (i.e. going to the movies, parties, drinking, or attending other social events). They are shielded from the world in their little bubble of TOK, Chemistry, Biology, Photo, Psychology, American History, English, Spanish, French,German, Calculus, Physics, and MLA/APA in-text and extra textual citations. They have a notorious reputation to take illicit drugs in order to maintain concentration and memory. (otherwise known as potheads.) They also have a glorious reputation of being cheaters and liers. IB is in its simplest form a very accurate representation of Hell on Earth. It deprives its students of sleep, food, fun, rest, relaxation, and most of all, happiness and sanity. If... more...
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| 23. | Tok | ||
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A short movie or television clip used as an emoticon to aid in digital conversations. I used a Tok from "The Godfather" to IM my friend an offer he couldn't refuse.
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| 24. | Reggy | ||
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A student at an IB school (one that is shared with the public system), that is not in the IB programme. Reggys usually without the knwolege of crucial information such as justified true beliefs. They are unknowlegable of the makings of a truth table, and how to use it to see if point are valid. There is an exception to this rule. If the student is in math studies, they are also considered a reggy. How can reggys live without knwoing what a justified true belief is?
Wow that reggy is so dumb, they don't know how to do a truth table. |
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| 25. | Took it like a bitch! | ||
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When someone does something to piss somebody off but that person doesn't do anything back. Thus, taking it like a bitch. Tom: Brad punched Ryan in the balls!
John: What did Ryan do to get back at him? Tom: Nothing. He just took it like a bitch! |
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| 26. | salad tok | ||
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An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should imply to smoking herbs, hence the word salad. Yo, are you down to salad tok?
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| 27. | Ke$ha | ||
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A relatively new pop artist who looks like an badass version of Taylor Swift. That's not an insult, it's the truth.
She's primarily known for her song Tik Tok and appearing in Flo Rida's "Right Round." Not a particularily good singer or songwriter, Ke$ha often writes really crappy lyrics such as "There's a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh" and "Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger", the latter of which doesn't exactly make sense. That being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs. Anna: OMG! Tik Tok is the kewlest song EVER!!!!!
Alexa: Who wrote it? Anna: You know, the girl who looks like Taylor Swift dressed up as Britney Spears. Alexa: Oh, you mean Ke$ha! Anna: YEAH! Alexa (listens for a minute to Tik Tok): Oh, god. I can't stand another second of this crap. At least Britney's lyrics make sense, even if they are slutty. |
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| 28. | Jappa'ai | ||
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The mysterious group of gua'ould (The enemy in Stargate SG1) that help the humans from time to time. "Jack, some Jappa'ai came through the stargate to warn you about Ra's mothership coming towards earth. No big deal."
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