torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

tisoned 

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

tolson 

hard as nails, not to be messed with and as straight as a lamp post.

hes a fucking nutter hes got to be a "tolson"

tolson by a tolson August 9, 2009

The Towson University Uniform 

noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.

The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.

The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.

The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.

Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"

Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."

The Towson University Uniform by heylookitsmarco3 March 25, 2009

Towsonite 

A person who hung out or hangs out in the Towson area of Baltimore Maryland. While not an official group or organized gang, this loose knit group of individuals of all races, sexual orientations and walks of life consider themselves a family and have taken care of their own since the late 1980s. Originally begun by a core group of social outcasts by the mid to late 90s the group had swelled to several hundred. Accused of being hooligans, misfits and runaways the group survives to this day.

Look at all the Towsonites out tonight.

Wow the streets are empty tonight, the Towsonites must be having a party.

Towson is too quiet the Towsonites must be at the tracks.

Towsonite by CIMgod June 29, 2012

taison 

Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.

One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.

You're destined to be a Taison.

taison by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015

towson

Towson. The nations epicenter for lacrosse and all things plaid. a spring day in towson is like being lost in a sea of pink, neon green, and baby blue. towson is 2nd to none in the amount of public-private schools in a single area. its the kind of place where it doesnt matter who throws a party, but where that person goes to high school. towson is the origin of the "field party", although you will have to go to a surrounding area to actually see a field party. The center of attention in towson is Bateman's on a monday night, and outside towson commons on a friday night, for all teenagers in their plaid shorts and popped collars. Towson is the "prep" capital of the world. Where every girl is loaded off her daddy's money, and decked out in only Abercrombie or American Eagle; nothing less will suffice. Following graduation Ocean City, Maryland becomes the new "towson" for the single most eventful, party filled, drunken, chaotic week of your life: SENIOR WEEK. Where ever you are now, and however old you are, if you ever lived here, you will forever be, a towson kid.

first weekend in may: Towson festival...this will give you an example.

towson by LRLax3 March 16, 2005