Toillution oftentimes produces a feeling of dismay or frustration upon the person who has to use the toilet to expel feces. One method of dealing with this problem other than flushing is to create a landing strip with a piece of toilet paper. This should cushion the impact of the feces and prevent any unwanted substance from splashing onto the buttocks.
Angry person: Urghhh! Everytime I have to use the bathroom there is toillution! Where does it all come from!?