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Toiletpaperphobia 

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)
I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia
Toiletpaperphobia by J Juvvy June 23, 2011
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Toiletpaper rationing 

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.
John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

Tolietpaperio

More than five rolls of toiletpaper.
I have a lot of tolietpaperio do you need more than five.
Tolietpaperio by Miricio December 21, 2020

Toiletpaper Noose 

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
Toiletpaper Noose by Jake June 17, 2004

Indian toiletpaper

What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.
I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.
Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006

Rusty Toiletpaper 

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.
Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

David’s toilet papper 

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper