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1.
1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.
by Toileteer February 15, 2007
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1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.
by Toilet and Proud February 11, 2007
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A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!
by America's Angel November 11, 2010
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