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A term used to reference a STD carrier.
Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick
by randalltxk December 07, 2010
Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.
Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!!
by KY1 March 25, 2007
When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014