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Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.
Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.
by dviv November 12, 2011
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