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Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
by phantom shitter returns May 09, 2010