| 8. | toilet dipper | ||
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1) a person who has such a small bathroom, that they risk dipping their shower curtain in the toilet. Usually associated with small cramped basement apartments or just about all apartments in lower Manhattan. Please note, "toilet dipper" does not nessicarily have anything to do with financial status. - meant to be funny
2) a Bully that is recognized as such for dipping the head of un-suspecting victims in the toilet and flushing. Class 2 Toilet Dippers make sure they use the toilet before they dunk the head of the unsuspecting victim in. That toilet dipper is trying to fit another person into his/her Apartment.
That toilet dipper is really causing crap today. |
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| 9. | human toilet | ||
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Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth. I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet
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| 10. | Swirly Head Ass | ||
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1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys. Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower" |
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| 11. | Automatic toilet | ||
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The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet. 1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off. |
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| 12. | Toilet seat | ||
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A Sexual Act: to place a toilet seat over your lover's head (specifcally one you don't like), then you proceed to have rough sex with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face. my bitch was complaining way to much so i decided to toilet seat that hoe.
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| 13. | Tokyo Toilet Bowl | ||
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When you take a shit in the toilet bowl, then put your girls head in it. You then have sex with her from behind while her face is submerged in your feces. Nick, did you hear Yui hella Tokyo Toilet Bowled Jasmin last weekend? Took 3 days to scrub the mirror
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| 14. | clear the head | ||
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A expression used in place of "going to the bathroom", for the express purpose of deficating. It means to "take a shit".
Refer to: lighten the load Although 'head' is often used as a reference to 'toilet', this is not the case in this expression. Mike: Are we ready to go?
Dave: Nah, Andrew's just gone to clear the head. Mike: Christ, he'll be gone a while - we may as well have another beer! |
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