| 1. | too much information | ||
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An expression of exasperation and disgust when a person is divulging personal details of his sex life, toilet habits, or anything the listener finds disgusting, uninteresting, and unwelcome. "I'm still dating Susie, but her vagina has a foul odor. Still we made love three times last night, and once I let her go on top."
"Too much information!" |
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| 2. | flush toilet syndrome | ||
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1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people
2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet 3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud "i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"
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| 3. | Moxon | ||
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Typically a small angry ginger man !! maybe a dwarf with an angry anus. very short term memory and bad toilet habits ! The toilet has been destroyed !!! it must have been a Moxon!!
thats M-O-X-O-N !! |
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| 4. | Toogie Beard | ||
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A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard. A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.
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| 5. | franc | ||
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A skinny lanky odd looking species with inbred toes and dodgy barnet.
likes to venture out with members of the same sex also know as francsters little helpers Generally this being has only one testicle and extremely bad toilet habits i was walking down the high street the other day and nearly jumped out of my skin when i saw a franc coming out of the leather shop at the end of the road,
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| 6. | Sunny Side-Up | ||
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Whenever someone finishes taking a shit and decides to lazily leave their toilet paper in the trash can, but in this case the person leaves the toilet paper with the shitty side facing upwards for all to bask in its glory. I enjoy leaving my toilet paper sunny side-up so that my brother can see my shit stains daily.
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| 7. | Dingle-Berry Rejects | ||
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Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will. more...
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor. They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom. |
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