| 1. | Vince Wilfork Dump | ||
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A dump that fills the entire toilet. "Dude, I totally just took a "Vince Wilfork Dump". It was massive and smelled terrible."
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| 2. | After Dinner Shit | ||
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The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed. Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
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| 3. | ADS (After Dinner Shit) | ||
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The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
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| 4. | Ghost in the Attic | ||
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taking a dump in the back section of someones toilet. this way, when the owner flushes it, shit water keeps filling the bowl toilet owner: someone shit in the tank of my toilet!
owners wife: must be a Ghost in the Attic! |
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| 5. | Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving | ||
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Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. W... more...
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| 6. | pyramid | ||
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When you take such a huge dump that the poop piles up in the shape of a pyramid. The tip of the pyramid sticks out above the toilet waterline, filling the bathroom with a foul smell. I often do a courtesy flush to avoid forming a poop pyramid.
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