Top Definition
Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.
by dabert June 20, 2007
when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.
MARK: hey i got to take a dump.

PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?

MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom

by smash ink March 30, 2010

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