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a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.
OMG, did you just see that tofu???
by Kiwii Imaginary March 20, 2011
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An abbreviation for TOtally Fucked Up, pronounced like the food tofu (toe-foo)
Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu
by bill schloot April 07, 2006
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Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.
Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.
by Joe Friday July 07, 2005
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Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!
by GCG December 07, 2003
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'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.
Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu
by Mr_Andy June 25, 2013
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The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!
Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t
by Rissole October 12, 2004
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synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.
" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"
by J E Walker April 30, 2003
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