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A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink. I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
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| 2. | Tofart | ||
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Derived from Tofu-Fart. Used to describe farts that are weak in nature, much like vegatarians. Person A: Hey I just farted
Person B: It sounded weak Person A: Yeah, it was totally a Tofart. |
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| 3. | vegetariposer | ||
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1) A portmanteau of the words vegetarian and poser. This term commonly is associated with a person who becomes a vegetarian for superficial or foolish reasons, rather than understanding the true meaning of vegetarianism. Can also be spelled vegetariposeur. 2) A derogatory term for a vegetarian. Example 1:
Vegetariposer: Oh my gosh, I can now fit into a size zero and, like, become popular by being a vegetarian! And I'm soo straight-edge! I'm totally getting a date to the prom with the popular boy! Real Vegetarian: Shut up, vegetariposer. You don't understand the true meaning of vegetarianism, do you? Example 2: Bully: Wow, you're such a vegetariposer with your tofu garbage! Tofu smells like fart and it makes you ugly! No wonder you don't have a girlfriend! Vegetarian: At least I'm not the one who'll be getting mad cow disease and being a fatty from all that McDonald's crap. |
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