Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.
Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(
fuck them and whatever toffee they came out of
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"