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1. toenails
Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.
Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.
by Seth Mar 26, 2004 add a video
2. Toenails
Toecovers
Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.
3. toenails
this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)
Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails
4. toenails
When someone is so far up another person's ass brown noser, all thats left hanging out is their toenails.
Steve is such a toenails.
5. toenails
a word to describe the act of fucking your mates off for a girl or something not involving your friends
TOENAILS!! steve isn't coming out tonight he is busy toenailing his new girlfriend!
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