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When someone is so far up another person's ass brown noser, all thats left hanging out is their toenails.
Steve is such a toenails.
by Jimmy420 November 13, 2007
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Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.
"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."
No really, he is.
by Rasputin McHammerhead April 15, 2008
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A mass of hard dead, dry skin cells found on your toe, very closely related to fingernails.
I have a magic toenail, i keep it on my foot, it keeps me nice and safe from harm when something goes kaplut.
by wendy lane May 23, 2003
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a word to describe the act of fucking your mates off for a girl or something not involving your friends
TOENAILS!! steve isn't coming out tonight he is busy toenailing his new girlfriend!
by ben reader May 14, 2007
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Someone that is total l33tage. Someone that don't give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. Someone that isn't afraid to post with people knowing it was him. Someone that can boot people from a certain guild. Someone that thinks you are a pussy
Man, I hope that Toenail guy doesn't know who I am.
by Toenail August 19, 2006
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