thefacebook 

A spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. Students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (Name, relationship status, telephone, AIM, address, classes, favorite stuff, etc.) For this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

Used to "connect" with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your Psych 101 class.

The modern uni equivalent of "What's your number?"

Hey, are you on facebook?

thefacebook by Lady Chevalier May 3, 2005

tomface 

The facial reaction made by a person who is nervous, disgusted or genuinely finds the action of another to be wholly unfavorable.

Derives from the character Tom Peters on the television program, "Tom Goes to the Mayor."

I fingered my boyfriend's asshole in front of my hillbilly-ass family. They totally tomfaced me!

tomface by terrischiavo69 July 11, 2010

thefacebook 

a better version of friendster where only the cream of the crop (the ones in college) can register and use.

I can find all the girls with looks and brains on thefacebook.

thefacebook by Dont be bitter May 13, 2005

thefaceyouhate 

mean, liar, furry and loves harry styles

Have you met Thefaceyouhate? She always wears cat ears and listens to harry styles.

thefaceyouhate by crackmas February 15, 2022

thefacebook 

A weak friendster ripoff through which Harvard students can impose their inferiority on other schools.

High praise for thefacebook shows that inflation at Harvard is not merely limited to grades.

thefacebook by Huck Farvard March 10, 2004