| 1. | texas t | ||
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The true definition of a toe touch in cheerleading. I think its called a toe touch. Nope... Its a Texas T, ho!
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| 2. | Fortissamo | ||
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The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger. "Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"
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| 3. | moose cricket | ||
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A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe. That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!
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| 4. | Camel Toe | ||
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The covering of clothing over a woman's vagina that says rub here to open. There are two sides to every camel toe and they both need attention to unlock the door. dude #1: Her camel toe is inviting me to touch it.
dude#2: Yep, it's freakin awesome, I think I got wood! Dude #1: I'll jerk off to her later.... |
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| 5. | aim high and touch the sky | ||
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the gangsta way of giving your friend the "all-clear" to approach and attempt to seduce a female with his (or her) lower regions. It can also be used as an ok to allow one's lower genetilia to become active. In other words, its boner time. We were all alone, and she was half naked and drunk so I knew it was time to aim high and touch the sky.
"Dude, she's hot" "Ohhhh I know. id smack that ass into next week" "Holy shit dude, you know what i think?" "What?" "I think its time... time for u to aim high touch the sky" |
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| 6. | Toebia | ||
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Fear of toes Toe (Yikes) + Phobia (Fear) = Toebia Like when a toe hangs over the end of a sandal, you got Toebia, or toes touch you under the sheets, you got Toebia, or toes with fungus. YUCK. Toebia
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| 7. | crusty toe jammer | ||
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Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch. Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole! |
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