Penis British
Nice todger
by Heretic May 20, 2002
1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick
1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger
by holyroman April 18, 2005
Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms
1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
by TejTejTej August 15, 2006
A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
by kepy seema September 22, 2003
a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed
I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
by midlandriot September 30, 2011

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