1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick
1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger
Penis Dick Cock
basically a hilarious word for male genetalia
Often used in chatrooms
1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed
I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!