| 1. | baby punch | ||
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When you are running through the mall and you punch a baby in a stroller whithout breaking your stride. This is allways a good time. You havn't lived til you've been baby punching. 'This show sucks, I'm going baby punching'.
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| 2. | toddler punch | ||
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This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo. 'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.
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| 3. | CPS | ||
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Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children. My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
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