When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.
Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.
by hakunamachado January 14, 2011
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