Toddfather 

An angry leprechaun rugby player who swears a lot and plays penis tag. Toddfathers's are vile and vulgar creatures. The often have beards that look like a bird's nest that belongs to a really bad hoarder. Toddfather's are sarcastic to the core. You can spot a Toddfather by their standard greeting; the extended middle finger on either hand blank stare and scowly eyes. Toddfather's are dangerous if not caffeinated or intoxicated. If you encounter a sober Toddfather be cautious, move slowly as their vision is poor and based mostly on movement. Under no circumstances should you enter a bathroom after a Toddfather has evacuated their bowels.

Random guy at a bar: "That guy just came up with his dick out, touched my hand with it, said 'tag, your it', flipped me off and walked away"

Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."

Toddfather by phizzledizzle December 24, 2020

Toddtact 

When you have to be around or speak to someone named Todd, especially used when you have disdain for said individual.

Christmas with the family is coming up, sadly it might involve some Toddtact.

Toddtact by winnthrop January 23, 2010

Toddaudible 

To rage quit a video game because things aren't going your way.

Damn this dude fucked up the mission and pulled a toddaudible, and watching big bang theory

Toddaudible by El hooligan July 11, 2019

Todka 

The nicest drink ever. Toffee flavoured vodka made by a company in Newquay, Cornwall, UK.
Absolutely delicious as shots and in hot chocolate.

Friend #1 - "What drink shall we drink?"
Friend #2 - "Todka."

Todka by *Tess* July 18, 2009

toddball 

That awesomely weird dude named Todd that you see once in a blue moon.

"That dude Todd is such a weirdo!"
"I know, he's a total Toddball!"

toddball by Todball February 5, 2018

Toddcake 

Toddcakes are essentially pancakes and similar to Tomcakes only not quite as good. They are still made with love and contain different fillings.

That Toddcakes was almost as good as the Tomcakes yesterday morning.

Toddcake by DomTom365 June 18, 2016

Toddladult

When you got that point of inebriation and you are more of an toddler than adult.

You should have seen Buckon last night at the show, he was in pure toddladult mode. I knew those last shots of Jameson was a bad idea

Toddladult by DcDavis October 5, 2016