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An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.
What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!
by DrZedex February 18, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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