torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

torqued out a Lincoln Log by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

Torque A Wicked Cable by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

tugging your toque 

Typical Canadian slang talking about joking around. Can be used in many situations but exceptionally well used in winter where you can pull the toque down over their eyes making the metaphorical "pulling the wool over their eyes" more literal.

"Hey man did you REALLY do that?"
"No way man, I'm just tugging your toque."

tugging your toque by Keeganimus August 24, 2018

Torqued

Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.

She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.

Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..

Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.

torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009

Torque bow 

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent

Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"

Torque bow by Samirmate! April 21, 2009

Shaft Torque 

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.

Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!

Shaft Torque by DMonkage June 2, 2014