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5.
A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.
Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!
by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou October 30, 2013
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1.
A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States.
"Hey you, pass me some tobias!"
by jy6793 July 19, 2008
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2.
Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in
"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"
by myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse March 12, 2013
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To do a 180 turn with a waterjet while doing max speed. It involves great risk, and det driver is in serious danger for getting hurt.
"What happend to your leg?"

"I tried a tobias and failed."
by freddyman August 18, 2011
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The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.
"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"
by Universal pictures January 13, 2013
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1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early
Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.
by wisco1 September 18, 2011
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1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
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