tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

tobasco-ass by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Camel Tobasco 

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.

If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!

Camel Tobasco by wild-card March 25, 2010

Go tobann

Irish word. The climax of every story in Irish. Meaning : Suddenly. Pronunciation: Guh Tubinn

Go tobann, the car schmecked the wall.

Go tobann by Pope Brian Griffin October 10, 2019

Toban 

The 'Toban'(or 'Toban, 'toban): is a word to describe people from the Canadian province of Manitoba. First popularised in North West Ontario (Mainly Kenora and surrounding areas), it has spread around Canada to describe anyone from Manitoba. “Toban”, usually seen as a inflammatory or insulting remark, is widely used to discuss the negative connotations that many people from Manitoba bring with them. Refer to examples.

While driving "That fucker just cut me off! Stupid tobans!"

While at Haps Person A: "How come I don't recongnise anyone here?"
Person B: "Thats because everyone here is a fucking 'Toban"

While looking at the subpar construction of your new cottage renovation "Those fucking tobans forgot to install exit channels in my pipes! I hate those stupid tobans!"

Seeing anyone drunk, mostly in Kenora, but appiciable anywhere "That guy must be a 'toban"

Witnessing a marine accident on Lake of the Woods "Must be drunk 'tobans again!"

At the rare chance you see a "Friendly Manitoba" license plate anywhere out of the '807' "What the fuck?! Why is there a toban in front of me!?"

While throwing a snowball "Take that, 'Toban!"

When your friend drinks the last beer "Dude, why are you such a 'toban?"

When your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you "Damn girl, why you such a 'toban?"

Toban by Lyndonroyce December 12, 2008

Tabansi 

Tabansi's origin is African. The meaning of the name is an enduring man.

Jay: hey don't worry about it, you are very Tabansi

Tabansi by RDR72 July 29, 2018

tobasco shits

Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce

My asshole hurts cause I got the tobasco shits

tobasco shits by p00 July 16, 2006

iddy biddy tobasco bottle 

Thease adorable little things are like scale models of big bottles of tobasco, they are what happens when tobasco mates.

For some reason i also know that they are bottled in upstate New York, probably because i have a tendancy to get bored in the field and read everything i can find.

Look out for them next time you have no other option than too eat ORP's or MRE's.

This iddy biddy tobasco bottle isnt just adorable, its adorabubble!

iddy biddy tobasco bottle by cheeseflambe April 11, 2010