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The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.
"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."
by Monstermac77 May 11, 2011
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When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping
Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded
by stanman May 24, 2012
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