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right to work 

an Orwellian term corporate owned politicians use to describe laws intended to weaken unions and drive down wages
The company demanded the workers take a huge pay cut, but since the factory was in a state with a right to work law the union lacked the clout to stand up for the workers and were forced to accept the companies demands.

pretend-to-work truck 

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.
'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

National bring your foreskin to work day 

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.
And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

National bring your boyfriend to work day 

On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies
National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies

get back to work 

when a slave masters tell your nigga ass to start getting in them fields before they give yo wife backshots.
Master: get back to work
9 months later
Wife: I gave birth to a mix baby
get back to work by the nigga man October 16, 2023

I have to work tonight 

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.