i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

How to type

dont ask me

how to type is to want to know how to type

How to type by the second cool guy. January 7, 2021

i refuse to type any word 

I refuse to type my definition

I re fuse to type-
I can't believe I'm the first one doing this!
I refuse to include the word being defined, "I refuse to type any word"

i refuse to type any word by reallynotinuse April 15, 2019

I am pretending to type something 

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”

*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something

I am pretending to type something by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020

How to type correctly 

This tutorial is for urban dictionary users.
1. Use auto correct
2. Google words that you think you misspelled
3. Make sure it's easy to read
4. Write in plain english
5. Don't write long sentences
6. Be sure to use commas

How to type correctly

1. Bad english
Plain
Somethinf that can be visuallized clearl thefeore it makes easier to grab it

Example:
Its very visually plain

2. Proper english
Plain
Something that can be seen clearly.
It also refers to simple, basic, completely.

Example:
This bird is in plain view.
It's a plain design.
This guy is plain stupid.

How to type correctly by Notmelol123 February 19, 2022

what am i supposed to type here? 

uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?

uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?

what am i supposed to type here? by BANANASSSSS_ARE_NOT_YUMMY_HAI January 15, 2017

I don’t know what to type 

Wow you really don’t know what to look up on THE URBAN DICTIONARY wow this dictionary has everything

I’m so bored I’m gonna look up I don’t know what to type lol

I don’t know what to type by Pepsiboiiii September 21, 2019