to touch someone germanly 

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex

i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight

to touch someone germanly by anonymous February 18, 2025

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

Tempted to touch by Jnet823 January 18, 2010

do i need to touch grass 

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

do i need to touch grass by vem är du May 25, 2022

How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass

Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

How to touch grass by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

tempted to touch meetings by lj March 25, 2005

i need to touch grass 

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

i need to touch grass by the answers you need April 7, 2023

Im going to touch you 

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

Im going to touch you by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024