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Flowers bloom and fall from time to time 

There is a moment for one to fall in love and fall out of love.
I thought I was crazy in love with him, but after we dated for years; I now know that flowers bloom and fall from time to time.

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

time to fap 

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.
Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...
time to fap by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

Time to get a watch 

A reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was.
Bob: Excuse me ma'am, what is the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Hahaha. But seriously, what's the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me?
Louise: Would it really hurt if you bothered to get a watch?
Bob: YOU WANKER
Time to get a watch by gravedog February 2, 2010

time to salute the little soldier 

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.
It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.

time to cock 

1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.

Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.

2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.

2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
time to cock by HitNRun November 5, 2007