Scroll to the Butthole 

Etymology
From Reddit GoneWild usage: to scroll down the imager gallery to get to the butthole pic.

Verb
scroll to the butthole

(idiomatic) To get to the point; to get on with it; to state something directly.
We don't have much time here. Could you scroll to the butthole?
Translations
to get to the point or cut to the chase

Alternative
Scroll to the asshole

Come on, Randy, I get it, just scroll to the butthole!

Scroll to the Butthole by Titus Uranus August 11, 2014

Scroll to the Road 

Also known as "scrolling the road". A term in the US Army Infantry for the techinique to cross a linear danger area (Army code for a road).

It originated in the 75th Ranger Regiment. Each Army unit wears the unit patch on the left shoulder. The 75th's patch is a scroll, and the act of "scroll to the road" involves keeping the shoulder with your scroll toward the road. As long as soldiers on both sides of the road do this someone will always be watching in both directions a vehicle could approach from.

So for an infantry unit a road, unless in wide open terrain, is a substantial threat. Enemy can advance on you quickly, and while half the unit is on the near side & half on the far side you run a much greater risk of having your forces cut in 2.

When the order to scroll the road is given Man #1 in the formation comes up to the road & takes a knee keeping his weapon oriented down the road. Man #2 will kneel beside him & tap him on the shoulder as an indication he now has the road covered. Man #1 crosses the road and takes a knee directing his fire the opposite direction up the road as Man #2. This continues until everyone is across.

If both men keep their scrolls to the road no one can ever get confused as to which side supposed to be looking up/down which direction of the road.

Team Leader: First Section is signaling back that they've cleared the far side.
Squad Leader: Scroll to the road.

Scroll to the Road by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY 

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011