To save grandma 

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.

"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."

To save grandma by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020

to save your Obamatanic

related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic:

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your own political legacy when you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b) to save your political legacy before saving the decadent morality of your own political party

if you're Barack Obama, G-d may only know how to even try to save your Obamatanic, both definitions a) and b) in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election

to save your Obamatanic by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2016

To save my life 

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.

I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.

To save my life by History! November 29, 2016

to save your sinking Titanic 

(verb):

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail big time.

mother: George, you're failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

to save your sinking Titanic by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2012

To save my life 

To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.

I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.

To save my life by History! November 13, 2016

to save your sinking Titanic 

to anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.

mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?

to save your sinking Titanic by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2012

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

to save your sinking Titanic by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2020