I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

Return to Monke 

To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.

“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”

Return to Monke by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

Reject humanity, return to monke by A waste of air March 15, 2021

Return to monke 

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

Return to monke by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

Return to Forever 

An amazing boundary-pushing, genre-breaking band that emerged in the 70's and currently(2010) consists of Chick Corea on keys, Stanley Clarke on the low ends, Al Di Meola on the axes, and Lenny White on the Percussion. They are considered a super group and are an influence of many popular artists of today, in all spectrums of music.

Return to Forever is LEGENDARY

Return to Forever by Leif eryksson November 27, 2010

Return To Monke 

A meme where a man/girl says "REJECT HUMANITY , RETURN TO MONKE" *Turns into monke *After that they Make monkey noises like "OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO AAA OOO AAA AAA" And so on, After some Minutes Or seconds they stop and keep doing their thing. This meme will never die.

Guy: REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE
Guy: *Turns into monke*
Guy: OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA OOO OOO OOO OOO AAA OOooo ooo....

Return To Monke by Ea sports sucks December 30, 2021

Return To Monke 

A process in which you return to the perfect state of being, you return to monke.

Reject humanity, Return to monke!

Return To Monke by Friend 166 January 12, 2021