Tank to pump Frank 

A phrase used when an inexperienced driver doesn't know how to operate his apparatus, and can't flow water on a fire scene.

Nozzleman: "hoseline to engine, give us our water."
Pumper: "engine to hoseline, hold where you are I can't get this thing to flow any water!"
Seasoned officer: "Tank to pump Frank!"

Tank to pump Frank by Uncle Iroh's war crimes April 17, 2022

bow to pump 

1. originates the Japanese word "yagamo" which literally translates to "arrow duck", but is also short for "ya ga mune ni sasuru", meaning "an arrow strikes my chest" or "a bow and arrow shot my blood-pump."

2. cupid has struck.

while seeing their crush come in
Naruru: BE STILL MY HEART!
Ruruna: Total bow to pump!

bow to pump by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021

pump to the head 

when your playing fortnite battle royale and you get shot in the head by a pump shotgun, usually said by famous youtuber Zach Fisher

how , i got pump to the head

pump to the head by Zach fan May 15, 2018

How To Fist Pump 

STEP 1: Make a fist.

STEP 2: Pump it.

Person: Makes a fist, pumps it.

And that's How To Fist Pump.

How To Fist Pump by I AM THE OTTER July 12, 2010

B-chomp to the double pump fakie 

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

B-chomp to the double pump fakie by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

Take me to the pumpkin patch by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Pumping to your bloodclart 

You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW

Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah

'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult

Pumping to your bloodclart by 1Evildonny October 2, 2016