eager to please 

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

eager to please by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016

aim to please 

A surprise sex move. You aim your splurge at someone while they are vulnerable, like bending over, yawning, or just into their ear.

mike - "Dude why did you cum in my eye?"
tom - "I aim to please"

aim to please by MIKEnSONS January 11, 2014

easy to please

a state of mind when you can listen to almost any music and still like it.

usually happens to music addicts.

Dude listens to Nirvana CD. Doesn't like it.

Next Day:Gets in the easy to please mood and listens again.
Now Nirvana is his fave band.

-R.I.P. Kurt-

easy to please by Austerlitz Someone April 13, 2007

Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

Seizure to please her by Kilobravo January 8, 2022

Please to refrain 

Tabrizi proverb (made famous by Qalandar of Tabriz)

To cease, desist, stop whatever it is you're saying or doing. A badass thing to say to someone when you want to lay the smackdown on them.

Maajid Nawaz, please to refrain. You being defecations.

Please to refrain by Pleasetorefrain August 11, 2014

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking 

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

Actually, can I have that to go please 

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.

Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”

Actually, can I have that to go please by aynthoenie August 29, 2021