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to flake shots

To engage in sexual intercourse with accelerating velocity. To throw shots or to flake shots into, indicates a will to take part in a serious boning session.
I'm dying to flake shots tonight

Fuck, i heard Rob throwing a blast of shots last night after the pub. Her snatch must be in an awful shape.

Ya, i heard he flaked shots all over the gaff. Must have been some gangbang
to flake shots by Bobby Chops October 16, 2009
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how to be fake 

pretending, somthing that you arn't.

(1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown.

2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow.

3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle.

4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner.

5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails.

6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess.

7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that.

8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly.

9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first.

10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch.

11. fake girls always have their myspace done with the hottest new upcoming song that no one really knows yet, you can find the hottest guys with the most gorgeous bodies in their hundreds and thousands of myspace friends. fake girls usually hide or show everything on their page and has hundreds of photo comments to seem "exclusive".

when fake girls do this they are sometimes mistaken for italian princesses.
gianna B: oh my god, nicole and gabby are so fake!
gianna M: yeah, but they get all the guys!
gianna B: oh my god, your so right! their so lucky, i wanna know how to be fake!
gianna M: me too, apparently its alot of work.

fake to king vons music 

Jovanni a.k.a SynixWired
Jovanni, a.k.a SynixWired is fake to king vons music

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend
guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex 

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex
Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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