When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.
Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
by epic343 December 2, 2013
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when you're listening to music on your headphones and lay one, and you can't hear it. Then, people look at you liek you did something wrong, but you don't know why
today i was on teh subway, and then i silent farted and everyone looked at me.
by casey simons March 19, 2006
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A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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