take it to the dump 

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.

Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.

take it to the dump by marcelmarechal July 15, 2010

Taking a load to the dump 

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.

She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.

Taking a load to the dump by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

taking it to the dump 

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

taking it to the dump by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

Going to the dump 

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

Going to the dump by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's 

Scapulation dumping refers to the process of dumping scapula’s. Little is known about Scapula’s (from the latin word Scapulaiincredabilous) except that they are found at incredible depths within the worlds oceans. It is within their home environment that they creep and crawl over the ocean floors gathering the bubbles from shark farts.

Deep sea trawlers net the scapulas, extract the shark farts and encapsulate them in a vat of spirits which are ultimately sold to the manufacturers of spirit levels and used for the bubbles found within those levels.
Extreme caution must be applied throughout the action to avoid the shark farts entering the seamen’s blood stream and causing “the bends”.

The Scapula’s are not harmed during the process and are dumped back into the sea once their valuable cargo’s are extracted hence the expression “scapulation dumping”.

Prof J.S. Miller

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's and is associated with production of Pioneer Brickies Levels

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's by Ormbo January 22, 2008

Dumphole to chesty

A play on the Axe commercial's "Double Pits to Chesty" a Dumphole to Chesty is an erotic sexual act that involves the male inserting his Phallus into the woman's anus to retrieve anal mud, more commonly know as poop. Then, the male flips the woman over and smears his fecally covered phallus across her chest, giving her a Dumphole to Chesty.

Man, after i fucked that slut last night i gave her the worst dumphole to chesty.

Dumphole to chesty by Collosus the Destroyer December 26, 2010