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The Complete Guide To Everything

Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .

to completion

I gave him a blowjob to completion, then gobbled his load.

My date sucked me to completion, then gobbled my load.
to completion by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

fellaysh to compleesh 

"Did you give him head then have sex?"

"No I gave him fellaysh to compleesh."

to be completely honest 

Filler phrase so you can quick come up with a random statement. Often followed by a very unthoughtful statement that the person did not in fact mean to say.

Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.
1. To be completely honest, I really think you complain too much... Wait I didn't phrase that right!

2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.

Mike-Actually that is false

Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.

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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.
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That's a lot of text!

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).