| 1. | Good-N-Tight | ||
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German Torque Specification; To be said with a German accent. How tight did you torque down those lug nuts?
Good-N-Tight! |
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| 2. | Arnold Torque | ||
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1. A term used by Mechanics... This is done when a person refuses to use a Torque Wrench, because they think they can gauge how much pressure is needed by feel. 2. When a mechanic thinks all nuts or bolts should be tightened down as hard as they can twist. 3. A person who thinks you should be as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger to tighten anything. 1. Joebob was installing headers on my engine. He said he does not need a Torque Wrench because he uses Arnold Torque and can feel the pop in his elbow.
2. Joebob used the power of Arnold Torque on my head bolts until they were smoking. He guarantees that the bolts will never come out... EVER AGAIN!!! 3. Joebob tightened the lid on my soda with Arnold Torque and now I can not open it. |
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| 3. | Tooter Wrench | ||
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When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'. Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.
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| 4. | Waikel | ||
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verb: To waikel something is to over-tighten or to force something to the point of breaking it. Most commonly used when someone strips a screw. Damn, you waikeled the shit out of that.
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| 5. | Matta | ||
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Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open. The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas. "yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta" "Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!" "Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi." |
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| 6. | Derd | ||
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a rocker guy with a mullet or just really long hair, ripped jeans, tight shirts, and aviator sunglasses. Good derds like trucks with tanky accessories, like skid plates, winches, rollbars, etc and old sports cars (like camaros) with tweaked engines. pounding out 80s rock including AC/DC, Def Lepard and GNR at all times. Torque talk is common, as is fixing things whether the derd knows how to fix it or not. "fuck, my older brother's the biggest derd. he crashed his mustang last weekend when he was drunk so now he has to drive his pick-up everywere. that things got an 8 inch lift kit, it's fucking huge. but he won't even miss the 'stang cuz he's fixing up an Iroc and that things gonna be a bitchin camaro when he's done with it. he's got a 12 disc changer in the back mang."
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